Saturday, October 21, 2006

ERROR! MS Excel can't calculate. Circular reference

Matthew at Legion Abstract wrote an excellent analysis of the WnK Legion's Invisible Kid. I posted a lengthy comment in response to one aspect he raised about the nature of Lyle's behavior.

Because I put more thought into that 1 comment than I have on any single post on TPCM to date, I'm posting my comment here as well. (Hey, I'm lazy; this is an easy way to generate another post!!)

I'm not posting the text of Mattew's article because a) I haven't asked his permission and b) it would make this one hell of a long post. This post is comprehensible without having read Matthew's, but you really should read his. (So pop over to his site and READ IT DAMMIT!)

Re: The nature of Lyle’s behavior. I think looking at it as a reaction to “child abuse” and in response to “father” issues is close to the mark but a bit too specific. Instead, I would suggest his behavior is a general result of his feelings of social impotence and under-appreciation and are passive-aggressive in nature. (DISCLAIMER: I’m not a behavioral expert so bear with me).

It’s pretty well-established, outside of Brainiac 5, Lyle is the most intelligent Legionnaire (Even though Triplicate Girl called Sun Boy “scary smart”, I don’t think she meant so in terms of sheer intellect). Lyle’s father exploited his intelligence to get an invisibility serum for the SP. Brainy recruited him, not solely for his power (maybe not even primarily), but his intellect. The opening page of LSH #7 supports this suggestion on Brainy’s true thoughts: a) Brainy has Lyle in his lab assisting. Brainy isn’t going to let anybody near his systems who won’t be of real help. b) Brainy calls Lyle a “gathering of carbon”. Brainy reserves his most biting comments for those with abilities he genuinely respects (see reactions to Light Lass, Star Boy and Dream Girl).

How is Lyle treated despite his intelligence? As he puts it in LSH #4, “See what sucks about accomplishment is that sometimes parents focus on it and not you. Doesn’t matter how unique or bright or colorful you try to be – you’re only as good as you’re last grading period.” His treatment by the other Legionnaires has been similarly dismissive: Ultra Boy’s “So my dog could find you” (LSH #1) in regard to his self-endowed powers; Light Lass’s “Well, I think he’s cute.” comment, complete with hair ruffling that makes Lyle seem like the team’s new puppy; and Cosmic Boy’s “Shut up. And pay attention as I demonstrate to you what teamwork is.” after discovering Lyle’s concealment of his dad being a SP chief.

Lyle’s reactions follow a classic passive-aggressive pattern. Some of the panels you feature support this: Lyle faces people and situations in which he’s relatively powerless. He “provokes” [sic] in many instances not overtly and in a way that elicits a strong negative response. This behavioral pattern allows Lyle the luxury of trying to assert himself, while maintaining his self-perception of being an under-appreciated victim. Furthermore, you may be correct in your assessment that “his power matches the desire of an abused child to hide, to disappear, to not be there anymore” [sic], but I view Lyle’s power as more a metaphor of his own feelings of social impotence and lack of recognition by those around him. Lyle feels “invisible”, especially to those from whom he craves recognition the most.

Lyle is being portrayed as the “low man on the totem pole” in the series. I use that phrase specifically because of its slang meaning and ironic true meaning. The slang meaning: Lyle’s at the bottom of the Legion’s social order. People regard him as a “kid” even in a group of kids; he’s not trusted because of his powers and his deceptions; and even after he’s the one who figures out the key to stopping the Lemnos invasion, the only person who gives him real credit (or at least verbally expresses it to him) is another relatively socially-isolated member, Shrinking Violet. The phrase’s ironic meaning: in Native American cultures, the totem’s lowest figure is one of the more important (being created by the chief artisan). Lyle is one the more important members of the team; the stories so far make this quite clear. And I completely agree with you that we’re seeing him mature in his interactions with people. Waid is giving us an excellent (albeit gradual) tour of Lyle’s development as a strong team member.


There you have it gentle readers, the first TPCM post that was actually serious!! (With the exception of one lame joke; see Editor's Note.)

Editor's Note: The post title is a joke on the error you get in MS Excel when you create a formula that includes a reference to the cell containing the formula. Since this post has a link to Matthew's post, which has a comment containing a link back to this site, it's a circular reference. (Can you tell I work in Excel too much? And yes, jokes you feel the need to explain really can't be that funny!)

OFFICIAL Legion Proclamation:
It's "The WnK Legion"TM

Since there isn't an "official" name for the current Legion version, I hereby declare that all references to this version shall be indicated by "WnK Legion"TM* for the following reasons (beyond the mere fact I say so):


  1. It prevents conflicts over exactly how many versions there have been and confusion with title volume numbers.
    (i.e., Is this the 3rd or 4th version; does the TMK Legion count as a separate version?)

  2. It avoids multiple names of this version from coming into common usage.
    (e.g., Is is the TMK Legion, the FYL Legion, the PostGap Legion?)

  3. It follows in the "DnA" style and provides a nomenclature for subsequent versions.
    (Official nomenclature: creating author's last initial, "n", creating artist's last initial)

  4. It preempts the coining of any derogatory names for this version.
    (a la the "Archie" Legion)

  5. It's easy to say: the "wink" Legion.
    (Not to be confused with the "Twink" Legion; that's a very special screenplay I'm working on!)

  6. Since I've trademarked* the name, I'll make millions!!
    (Bwahaha!!)

Lord Emperor QL has spoken!

*Editor's Note: "WnK Legion" is a trademark of TPCM and its subsidiaries. All royalties for use are payable to QL at TPCM.

CAW Part VI or
Naughty Guardians Need Love Too!

Beefcake/Cheesecake Appreciation Week nears an end...

Since all my previous entries have been from either Green Lantern or The Legion, why not continue the trend?

So TPCM proudly presents....

Lianna, Guardian of the Bustier!
Is there enough material on her to even count as a bustier?

Green Lantern #160, "Offspring"

Instead of my usual ramblings, I've coaxed a very special guest, Mr. Johnny DC, out of retirement for an important public service announcement.

Johnny, thanks for helping out today.

"I'm always glad to help QL. It's swell to be here and you're a swell fellow.

Boys and girls, I want to talk to you about good clean living. Living an upstanding life is important not just because it's the moral thing to do, but also it's good for you.

Take Lianna up there. Years of long nights filled with drinking, smoking and recreational drugs led from a body like that to this:

Remember boys and girls, 'healthy living' or this could happen to you !"


Great job Johnny. And next time here at TPCM... "Hey, where the hell is my money!?! I wanna see a Franklin right now ! And where're the women and the booze? You said there'd be women here, you damn queermo. Who wrote that sh*t anyway? 'Healthy living' my ass!! I've read better copy written by Bates when he was tripping! Let me tell you... " Well readers, I should go and make sure Johnny gets his promised "honorarium" for the visit. And who knows, if I can scrounge up another hundred bucks, a fifth of Jack and a copy of "Debbie Does Dallas", maybe I can convince Johnny DC to stop by again.

Til next time,
QL

Editor's Note: The photo of the female Guardian was taken from Green Lantern #4.

Friday, October 20, 2006

B/CAW Part V or
The Legion's 2 for 1 Coma-ploitation

It's Friday AND Beefcake/Cheesecake Appreciation Week here at TPCM, so that means...

Twice The Legionnaires, Twice The Comas,
Twice The Exploitation !!

Superboy and The Legion of Super-Heroes #233, "The Final Illusion"
AND
The Legion of Super-Heroes #293, "Within The Darkness..."

Really I didn't intend to copy Kalinara. She has a giant, I have a giant; she has an unconscious women, I have an unconscious women. It's all coincidence I swear!

Today's first panel* features Mike Nasser's beautifully drawn Projectra from the backup in SLSH #233, on the surface, not a bad story, BUT the implication regarding Projectra is pretty bad. At this point in history, Projectra was basically a two-note character: rich princess and Karate Kid's girlfriend. So what should you do to expand her character? Create a story where she's in a coma because she misses her boyfriend so much she can't bear to face reality and turns her power of illusion inward to create a "perfect world". Way to go guys!! (And what's worse, Paul Levitz wrote it. He made up for it in the '80s though.) That said, it's still a good story and has great art.

The second panel is from the Great Darkness Saga after Mon-El's been "coma-tized" by Darkseid. What's interesting about the panel is it's one of the few times (if only?) we see Mon-El with body hair. If memory serves, almost every bare-chested Mon shot showed him with a smooth torso. So gentle readers, we may have here evidence that Mon-EL is a shaver. Obviously between the time spent fighting the Servants of Darkness and the time in the coma, his chest hair grew back. Mon-EL dude, you’re not a porn star; you don’t have to shave your chest. Embrace your furriness!!


*Editor's Note: Panel was edited to remove pesky partial word ballons.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

BAW Part IV or
No-name: My Big Gay Brother

In an effort to stop posting my Beefcake/Cheesecake Appreciation Week contributions so late in the day...

"Pardon me sir, but you want that in WHAT size?
XXXXXXL?"

Legion of Super-Heroes #14


No, this is not MY big gay brother; it's the current Legion Colossal Boy's. I call him "No-name" because I don't think we know his name yet. Just for those who don't read the current Legion, Colossal Boy comes from a race of giants, created by Bizzaro Brainiac no less (who says zaniness ended in the Silver Age?).

What's interesting about the context is that Shrinking Violet knocks the poor guy out in the next panel!! We're told on the following page, the microscopic Imskian civilization worships Brainiac 5 for some reason.

Based on her reaction to No-Name, I'll bet Violet's backstory has something to do with Brainy rescuing her people from enslavement by... wait for it... a GIANT (which could be any normal-sized person considering the perspective).

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

CAW Part III or
Nura Nal: She's My Gal!

Beefcake/Cheesecake Appreciation Week continues...

No joke here.
I can't bring myself to be a smart*ss when it comes to Dream Girl.
It would be sacrilege!


The Legion of Super-Heroes #290, "And The Servant Shall Be A Sign"
"The Great Darkness Saga"


When Dream Girl was first introduced (Adventure Comics #317, "The Menace of Dream Girl"), she had great character potential. She charmed the boys, pissed off the girls and then turned into a total shrew, having everyone on the team removed from active duty. Of course, it was all an act to protect the Legionnaires from a fiery death she had foreseen. It didn't work out so well for Dreamy though: turns out the dream was slightly off and she resigned out of nobility. Nura's character potential pretty much lay fallow after that story.

That was until Levitz's 1980s Legion run. Nura FINALLY got the character development that turned her into one of the most complex, well-written characters ever to be a Legionnaire. The above panel is from one of her greatest moments, when she annouces she's running for Legion leader.

The best part about Dreamy's development was although she became a strong leader and excellent tactician, she still played the "pouty-lipped vamp". She was so comfortable with who she was and what she could do that she really didn't give a damn what anybody else thought!

That's why I love Dream Girl!!

And in an homage to Scipio at The Absorbascon, here's a Dream Girl haiku:

Nura Nal, Dream Girl.
A smart, steady leader, but
don't fuck with her hair!



TPCM NOTE: Edited to correct repetition of the work "week" in the first line. And to correct the misspelling of "The Aborbascon" (if you're doing an homage, at least spell the guy's site correctly! Sorry Scipio!!!). Obviously QL needs to start proofing his posts!!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

BAW Part II or
Kyle Rayner: The Power of Tighty-Whities

As part of Beefcake/Cheesecake Appreciation Week.

InterSector Memorandum

TO: Hal Jordan, Green Lantern - Sector 2814

From: Kyle Rayner, ION - Any damn where I wanna be

Subject: Your much ballyhooed butt

Date: 10/17/2006

CC: H.E.A.T.

It has come to my attention that everybody thinks your butt’s soooo hot.

In response to this matter, check me out: ripped bod, perfectly clipped body hair and amply-filled briefs.

In summary, bite me!


Green Lantern #144, "The Battle of Fire and Light"
"The Power of Ion" arc


And speaking of Hal's butt, for an array of Green Lantern butts, check out this post at SallyP's Green Lantern's Butt FOREVER!.

TPCM NOTE: Edited to correct an oversight.

Monday, October 16, 2006

And Now For Something Completely Different

The Spawn of Supergirl


Who knew that Tood McFarlane was a Supergirl fan back in the day?

This letter to the editor of The Superman Family #213 (1981) would have been written around the time McFarlane was 20/21, not too many years before he got his start in comics.

But the best part of The Superman Family #213:

Giant Hornets!

Beefcake Appreciation Week or
How Mike Grell Made Me Gay

Since Kalinara & Ragnell have declared this week, Beefcake/Cheesecake Appreciation Week and I was planning on using this panel at some point, here's my contribution.

Damn you Mike Grell!
If a young impressionable QL hadn't seen this panel,
how different the world might have been!!


Green Lantern #91, "The Revenge of the Renegade!"


Honestly, I'm not sure what's more titillating: the "if Grell had drawn 2mm downward" this wouldn't have gotten Comics Code approval or Ollie's "grab me by the arms and ravish me" pose.