Saturday, October 21, 2006

OFFICIAL Legion Proclamation:
It's "The WnK Legion"TM

Since there isn't an "official" name for the current Legion version, I hereby declare that all references to this version shall be indicated by "WnK Legion"TM* for the following reasons (beyond the mere fact I say so):


  1. It prevents conflicts over exactly how many versions there have been and confusion with title volume numbers.
    (i.e., Is this the 3rd or 4th version; does the TMK Legion count as a separate version?)

  2. It avoids multiple names of this version from coming into common usage.
    (e.g., Is is the TMK Legion, the FYL Legion, the PostGap Legion?)

  3. It follows in the "DnA" style and provides a nomenclature for subsequent versions.
    (Official nomenclature: creating author's last initial, "n", creating artist's last initial)

  4. It preempts the coining of any derogatory names for this version.
    (a la the "Archie" Legion)

  5. It's easy to say: the "wink" Legion.
    (Not to be confused with the "Twink" Legion; that's a very special screenplay I'm working on!)

  6. Since I've trademarked* the name, I'll make millions!!
    (Bwahaha!!)

Lord Emperor QL has spoken!

*Editor's Note: "WnK Legion" is a trademark of TPCM and its subsidiaries. All royalties for use are payable to QL at TPCM.

2 Comments:

Matthew E said...

One name I've read in a couple of places is the 'WKRP' Legion, where WKRP stands for 'Waid-Kitson Reboot Period'.

Queer Legion (QL) said...

Matthew: I hadn't seen that one. Pretty clever & funny!! Shoulda TMed that one too!