Beefcake/Cheesecake Appreciation Week nears an end...
Since all my previous entries have been from either Green Lantern or The Legion, why not continue the trend?
So TPCM proudly presents....
Instead of my usual ramblings, I've coaxed a very special guest, Mr. Johnny DC, out of retirement for an important public service announcement.
Johnny, thanks for helping out today.
"I'm always glad to help QL. It's swell to be here and you're a swell fellow.
Boys and girls, I want to talk to you about good clean living. Living an upstanding life is important not just because it's the moral thing to do, but also it's good for you.
Take Lianna up there. Years of long nights filled with drinking, smoking and recreational drugs led from a body like that to this:
Remember boys and girls, 'healthy living' or this could happen to you !"
Great job Johnny. And next time here at TPCM... "Hey, where the hell is my money!?! I wanna see a Franklin right now ! And where're the women and the booze? You said there'd be women here, you damn queermo. Who wrote that sh*t anyway? 'Healthy living' my ass!! I've read better copy written by Bates when he was tripping! Let me tell you... " Well readers, I should go and make sure Johnny gets his promised "honorarium" for the visit. And who knows, if I can scrounge up another hundred bucks, a fifth of Jack and a copy of "Debbie Does Dallas", maybe I can convince Johnny DC to stop by again.
Til next time,
Editor's Note: The photo of the female Guardian was taken from Green Lantern #4.